1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:10,239 Bohus! Are you there? 4 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:13,999 Get up. you lazy-bones! 5 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:33,239 That goat'll strangle herself one day! 6 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:37,439 You've knocked it over again! 7 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:43,439 Let me unwind you. Go over there! 8 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:49,839 Go over there! 9 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:57,439 Those are Bohus's pancakes! 10 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,639 Go on. take one then! 11 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,239 They'll be all muddy! 12 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:13,879 Chick, chick! If it weren't for me. You'd have nothing! 13 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,479 Chick, chick! 14 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:23,879 Bohus, Bohus! 15 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:28,879 Why don't you answer me? - Stop fussing. 16 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:31,359 I've got pancakes for you. 17 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:36,079 The pig's got out again. 18 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,079 He's getting his exercise. 19 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:46,519 D'you know 2.750 pubs were opened this month? 20 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,679 That means more rascals. - Oh, come on! 21 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:56,519 What's that doing in here? Come on. out you go! 22 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,799 I'm looking for an older woman, 23 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:11,079 I'm 70. a widower, businessman. 24 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:17,279 That's something for you. - I've finished with all that. 25 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:23,519 But you should marry and stop all that whoring. 26 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,919 Finished? 27 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,119 You've never been a whore. 28 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:37,679 You just laze about. You don't work on the house. 29 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:42,519 The roof's got holes in it and you just lie there. 30 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:47,519 If you at least did something to help - 31 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:53,519 Feed the hens or the rabbits... 32 00:03:55,600 --> 00:04:00,519 You just lie about idle and do nothing. 33 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:52,159 That pig's a real swine! - Bohus. are you at home? 34 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:58,359 What d'you want? 35 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,559 You didn't show up. - What was it like? 36 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,359 We waited for you until four in the morning. 37 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:11,559 Vlasta didn't come either. The pub's shut. 38 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:13,959 So what? 39 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:17,879 She'll open up now. eh? - Where was she, then? 40 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:21,959 And who with? - Eh. Bohus?! - Leave it out! 41 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:29,599 Stop shouting! 42 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:44,199 Bohus! 43 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:49,039 Are you here? 44 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:56,399 Stop hiding. I know where you are! 45 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:00,399 D'you want that gas or not? 46 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:03,399 What for? - Hergot! 47 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:07,639 We fought for it under communism and now no-one wants it! 48 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:13,039 I'll withdraw the application! 49 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:17,639 I'll do without since you've done nothing about it. 50 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:19,639 I'm cancelling the application! 51 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:24,039 You think you'll get a girl here without gas! 52 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:27,639 I'm cancelling the application! 53 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:40,839 I'm opening up in a minute! 54 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:45,239 Stop that. you idiot! 55 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:52,639 We did it yesterday, and the day before! 56 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:59,839 I'll be five minutes! - More like seven. 57 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:03,439 God knows what they'll think! - You're sitting on some bacon 58 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:11,639 I'll do it - I'll cut myself! 59 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:15,239 You're too high. - Stand on your toes. 60 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:19,639 Open up! What's she doing in there? 61 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:26,479 Just can't do without it, can you? 62 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:30,479 I'm glad I'm not your wife! - I'm single. 63 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:35,079 If I were as young as I'm single, I'd be a teenager. 64 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:48,399 We're queuing in the rain like Russians buying bread! 65 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:52,879 Christ, I've got washing hanging outside! 66 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:56,119 It's not raining, idiot! 67 00:07:56,560 --> 00:08:02,079 It's bit damp, though! Forget your knickers and get serving! 68 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,679 Put the telly on. 69 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,679 Have a fucking rest! 70 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:37,679 There were 2 metres here yesterday - where's the other one? 71 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,679 Who d'you mean? 72 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:44,479 Have you seen another one here? 73 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:49,119 Have some brandy. 74 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:56,719 You'll have to get out of the habit of doing that. 75 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:01,119 You mean, you'll have to. 76 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:06,119 I'd like to see you or Bohus. 77 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:12,319 ...with three kids coming to see you! 78 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,919 You'd be in the Party too. 79 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:17,919 They're all trying to be clever now. 80 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:23,919 I am and always will be a Communist! 81 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:26,599 I joined the Party and I had no children. 82 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:32,559 I'd rather see them peg out than join the Party. 83 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:35,359 You can talk, you haven't got any. 84 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:41,759 As a Communist it bugs me that you left the Party. - Cut it out! 85 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,959 Just be glad it's behind us now. 86 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:48,759 Is it fuck! 87 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:00,359 Good morning. - Guten tag! 88 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,199 Good morning. 89 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:12,999 Two years after the Revolution and Krauts everywhere! 90 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,799 Lovely fresh air... 91 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:56,799 ...peace and quiet. 92 00:10:57,680 --> 00:11:00,599 Birds twittering sweetly, 93 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:08,879 What an arsehole. 94 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,599 Christ! 95 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:14,799 Don't try hide from me! 96 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:19,599 There's no-one here, only a pisshead! 97 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:24,039 Just wait till I get home! 98 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:27,799 You drunken oaf! 99 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:38,239 The good thing about marriage is 100 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:42,039 you can have a fuck even when you don't want to! 101 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:44,719 Look at our sexy number! 102 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:48,839 She's really something! 103 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:54,239 She knows a thing or two! 104 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,839 I could do with a drink. 105 00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:00,559 And I'm starving and I've got no-one to sleep with! 106 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:07,439 Lend me thirty, or twenty. 107 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:11,199 Why should I lend you money? 108 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,839 Young lads and they haven't got any money. 109 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,559 Shut up and play. - The game's not going your way. 110 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,639 Look at clever young Vanek. 111 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:23,839 He sells those lotteries. 112 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:28,239 I've won nothing all year. - I'm not surprised. - Here you are. 113 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:33,639 Give us three beers. Hello! 114 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,239 Four beers and four vodkas. 115 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,839 You're drunk, 116 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,639 you haven't got any money. Go home. 117 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,279 Give us some. for fuck's sake! 118 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:54,079 Where'd get money from? We've co from work! 119 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,079 Don't be such a cow 120 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,079 and give us four beers. 121 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,879 Give them the beers on me. - They're not getting anything. 122 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,479 Go home! 123 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:11,679 Wake up. She'll give you some. 124 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:16,679 You'll give him some, eh? - Keep your insults to yourself! 125 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,839 Who d'you think I am? 126 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:29,319 I'm declaring a protest sleep. 127 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,719 Today's youth can't manage anything. 128 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:36,319 Good afternoon. 129 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,719 I'm looking for Mr Stejskal. 130 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:43,319 Is he here? 131 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:47,519 They've come for you! 132 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,919 Are you Bohumil Stejskal? Good afternoon. 133 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,679 Could you step outside for a moment? 134 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,479 Me? 135 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,879 Why? 136 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,079 Be on the alert, lads. 137 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,079 What has he done? Where are they taking him? 138 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,919 Must be the secret police. - You should know. - Leave it out. 139 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,519 Rubbish. They've been disbanded. 140 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,959 The police have now issued information concerning. 141 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,959 the crimes committed by a teenage gang. 142 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,959 He's gone off his head, the poor bugger! 143 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:18,359 Damages amounted to 375.000 crowns... 144 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,959 Yeah, me! Me! Me! 145 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,399 Sergeant, have any further arrests been made? 146 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:33,199 How is the investigation progressing? 147 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:39,799 We have discovered more details about the crime. 148 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,999 It's quite clear... 149 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,959 I'm rich! Stop the car! 150 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,959 I'm rich! 151 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:57,759 To your health! Cheers! 152 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:02,559 Cheers! 153 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:06,759 I don't have to answer to anyone anymore! 154 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,999 What are you going on about? 155 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:12,799 I'll pay you back. I've got money, haven't I? 156 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:16,999 Have a drink. - I can't, they'd lock me up. 157 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,399 What d'you mean, you can't? 158 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,399 I'll pay for everything. I've got money. 159 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:27,599 I'll pay you out of prison. 160 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,599 I'll bring him over. 161 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:33,799 Come on, come with me. 162 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:39,799 He won't believe me otherwise. Give me some money! 163 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:43,799 I'd love to help you out but there's no point now. 164 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,799 Am I rich or am I not? 165 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:51,039 Of course, but it has to be sorted out legally. 166 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,039 More formalities! 167 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,039 I'll pay you back. 168 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:07,439 I'm getting it all back. 169 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,439 Come to Vlasta's tonight. 170 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,239 And they won't take it from me again? 171 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:25,039 No. in all probability. I don't think so. 172 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,039 You don't think so? 173 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:33,039 I don't believe it! 174 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,439 I mean, definitely not. 175 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,839 Only if the system changes. 176 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:45,999 You mean the Commies will be back? 177 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:51,239 I'm easy... You're easy, eh? 178 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,639 We're easy. 179 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:59,999 How much does it come to? 180 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,639 How much!? How much!? 181 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:05,879 It depends. 182 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:10,639 D'you mean the market value or the book value? 183 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:16,079 All this is making my arse sweat. Market fluctuations affect the value. 184 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:20,679 Just give me some idea. 185 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,799 You're either lucking stupid or you won't tell me. 186 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:34,879 It's upward of six figures. 187 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:40,079 More than six figures? 188 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,559 Then I'm a millionaire! 189 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:47,119 I'm a millionaire! 190 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:51,519 Stop the car, I'm a millionaire! 191 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:58,119 I've got to get out of the car! 192 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,919 God, I knew you were up there somewhere. 193 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,119 Don't pretend you aren't. 194 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,519 Teacher! 195 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,119 I'm rich! 196 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:38,119 They gave it all back to me! Kids. 197 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,519 I'm a millionaire - I can buy you what you want. 198 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:46,119 Say hello, children. - Good afternoon. 199 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,959 Hello, kids. Let's go. 200 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,239 Let s go, doc! 201 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,319 We're here. 202 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:10,919 That's mine, too? - Only up to that fence. 203 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:14,159 We can buy it, can't we? 204 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,959 It's nice... 205 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,759 And a church. 206 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:25,039 That's not part of it. - I know. I'm not stupid. 207 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:28,279 How many bricks are made here? 208 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,159 I'll look it up for you. 209 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,159 These haven't been in the kiln yet. 210 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:45,159 What're you standing around here for smoking? 211 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,199 You have to get a move on. 212 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,679 Who d'you think you are, the Prsident's brother? 213 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:57,799 Don't talk to me like that, you old fart! 214 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:02,199 Who are you calling a fart?! - You shit. 215 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,199 You're fired! 216 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,399 Get me the manager! 217 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,159 Why didn't you ram him one?! 218 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,559 Manager! 219 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:22,159 What's going on? - I want the manager. 220 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:23,759 I am the manager. 221 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:26,599 You've got some real rabble working here. 222 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:30,919 I'm Dr Ulrich. - Good day, comrade... 223 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:34,199 May I present the new owner of this brickworks. 224 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,599 Mr. Bohumil Stejskal 225 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:41,199 Glad to meet you. I've been working here 25 years. 226 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:45,199 And look at the mess everywhere! 227 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,599 Bricks lying around - 228 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:52,199 25 years and it looks like this! 229 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,399 The chimney's the only thing smoking around here! 230 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:59,199 Come on, boys. - Don't pander to them. 231 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,599 Get to work, gentlemen! - These are our bricks! - Of course. 232 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:14,039 I've got a brickworks! Fantastic! 233 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,639 The value of bricks has gone up. 234 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,119 I'll expand. 235 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:21,439 See that big house over there? 236 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:27,039 That big one? - Yes, it's yours. 237 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:31,239 I don't believe it! 238 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,639 And that block over there. 239 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,039 With all those shops? 240 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,439 That?! - Yes! 241 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:47,479 And that food shop? - Of course, let's go. 242 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,079 Good afternoon. 243 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,679 Give me a bottle of plum brandy. 244 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,639 You going to give it to me? 245 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,559 Get into the queue. 246 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,239 She won't give it to me! 247 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,639 I'll take it myself, then. - Wait! 248 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,639 There we are! - That'll be 56 crowns. 249 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,239 What do you mean? 250 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:28,039 You pay for that brandy! 251 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:30,439 You can't drink that! It's not paid for! 252 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,279 Sir, tell him not to drink that! It's not paid for! 253 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,879 Why should I? 254 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,679 I'm sorry about this. - Don't pay anything in my shop! 255 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:45,679 Why are you giving her money? In my shop?! 256 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,879 It hasn't been legally settled yet. 257 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:54,279 So, she doesn't know yet! Will she be surprised! 258 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,279 Tell her it's mine. 259 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,279 Excuse me. 260 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:08,079 Mr Bohumil Stejskal here is the new owner of the shop. 261 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:14,119 You're getting pay from me for the last time. 262 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,119 What d'you do with what you don't sell? 263 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,519 It goes bad otherwise, eh? - No. 264 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,719 You throw that salami out? 265 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,719 No. It gets sold off. 266 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:36,319 Only buy what you sell. You're a good-Iooking bird. 267 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:40,319 You couldn't work here if you did stupid things. 268 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,279 Wait, wait, stop! Stop! - What now? 269 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,319 It's Kaja, my old mate! 270 00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:00,919 Hello, Kaja! I know you! You don't know me? 271 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,519 I don't remember you, sorry. 272 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,119 Let's go and get smashed. 273 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,479 I'm in a real hurry. I am sorry! 274 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,439 I've got a taxi. 275 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,319 I'm sorry, but... - Take a photo... 276 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,919 Let's go for that drink. 277 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,199 Have a nice time. I have to go. 278 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:26,359 Come on. Kaja. This is all mine! 279 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,359 Off we go. 280 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:35,359 I'll find you... in Prague. 281 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,159 Or on television. - We haven't got time. 282 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:42,359 We can go by taxi. 283 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,759 He didn't stop to chat. 284 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,359 They're all watching. 285 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:53,519 Bit of an idiot, eh? - Of course, he is. 286 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:58,599 Could've had a drink. - Get in, please. - Where's that brandy? 287 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,919 It's shame. - We don't need him. 288 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,359 Let's go. 289 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,599 Let's go. 290 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:12,639 He could've come with us. 291 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,199 That's mine, too? - Of course! 292 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:26,599 Part of this block and this hotel. 293 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:31,399 Let's go for an inspection. - What?! 294 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:36,399 Let's go for an inspection. - I'll just get my papers. 295 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,159 Wait, wait! 296 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,359 Good afternoon. 297 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,399 Don't say anything. 298 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,759 Don't say it's mine. 299 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:10,399 We've been here 5 minutes and no service! 300 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,199 I'm sorry, gentlemen, but... - What's up? - We're reserved. 301 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:27,439 I'm sorry, but you'll have to go somewhere else. 302 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,519 Got some problems? 303 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,759 Let's go and sort it out. 304 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,439 What'll it be? 305 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,439 Two soda waters. - And what else? 306 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,439 What else? Nothing else. Two soda waters. 307 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,439 Can you remove your cigarette? 308 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:53,759 What d'you mean? 309 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:57,439 You might like to remove your cigarette! 310 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:07,799 I don't believe it! This table-cloth needs changing. 311 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,039 Waiter... - Quiet! 312 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,479 You're here already?! 313 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:27,799 You can sit here, madam. 314 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,919 The gentlemen are just leaving. 315 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,439 Repete! 316 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,599 I'm sorry? - We want some more! 317 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,239 I think I'll have an ice-cream sundae. 318 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,479 No! Just two sodas. 319 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,599 Two soda waters. - Only with a coffee order. 320 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,479 Two coffees, then. 321 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,999 You'll spoil it! Let the idiot get on with it! 322 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,639 Who are you calling an idiot? 323 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,079 I'd like two sugars. 324 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,479 Is that yours? 325 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,679 What would you like? - A whisky. 326 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,879 Where are you from? 327 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:31,279 Prague and this is my cousin from Africa. 328 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:35,399 A Praguer! That's the capital. 329 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:40,039 It must be really smokey there everyone's black! 330 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,399 No offence, boys. 331 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,519 We ordered something and they didn't. 332 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:11,519 I ordered coffee so I could get a soda and I get nothing! 333 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,439 They got their drinks so who's the idiot? 334 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:19,519 Who d'you think you are?! 335 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,519 This is a five-star hotel! 336 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:27,239 Mr. Five-Star should behave better. 337 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,719 People trying to flag you down, 338 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:37,319 people want to pay and take no notice. 339 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,519 The table-cloths are dirty... 340 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:42,519 It's a real mess here! 341 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:46,519 You waddle from one table to the next. 342 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,319 You let in blacks and not gipsies. 343 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:55,159 You know how much money gipsies have? 344 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:58,039 I'm not racist, don't get me wrong. 345 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:05,159 You think you're so clever! 346 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,959 You think I'm some kind of idiot? 347 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,719 Tell him who I am! 348 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,559 Unfortunately, 349 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:19,359 this is the new owner, the heir. 350 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,559 Unfortunately for him, you mean. 351 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:31,159 I don't give a damn, you're an oaf! 352 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,599 I won't be ordered about by anyone! 353 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,599 You try rushing around all day! 354 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:41,399 Let the owner try it! 355 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,919 You think I've never worked? 356 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:48,599 I doubt it from the way you behave. 357 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,599 You just don't know the terrain. 358 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,599 I can leave anytime. 359 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,799 Off you run, then. 360 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,279 I don't need people like you! 361 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,319 It's the new age! 362 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,559 The guest throws the waiter out! 363 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,599 I'm leaving! 364 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,319 I'm leaving! 365 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,599 It's new age! 366 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,599 Off he goes. - You shouldn't have done that. 367 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,999 Why? 368 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,639 I'm rich, aren't I? 369 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,119 Look at him pacing out the land. 370 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:46,599 Have a drink. 371 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,639 Tell him all this... 372 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,839 Strong stuff, eh? 373 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:59,239 Tell him all this is mine! 374 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,919 That I'm a millionaire. 375 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:12,639 If they need any apples or pears in Africa. 376 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,839 We'll send them over. 377 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:27,639 Why is he laughing? 378 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:32,679 I am Bohumil Stejskal. 379 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:38,479 What's this... Ahoso vidaho? 380 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:41,879 The son of the Highest. 381 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,679 There's only one... 382 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,799 The king's son! 383 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,679 I just thought... don't worry. 384 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,639 But you've no phone. - No. he hasn't. 385 00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,799 We can fax stuff instead. 386 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,519 Your land starts at the stream 387 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,639 and finishes at the woods. 388 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:10,639 Over there you've got 20m... - Stop telling me what I own! 389 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:12,879 I've got quite enough already. 390 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,079 Have a drink. - No thank you. 391 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,879 Have a drink, or I'll use someone else's services. 392 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:24,279 To the son of the highest! 393 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,639 Sit down. 394 00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:34,639 Have a drink. 395 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,479 Lie down. 396 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,639 We're living in a democracy! 397 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,599 It's fucking hot! 398 00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:56,639 Hey. Slav! 399 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:02,719 Do you want some help? - No. Off you go. 400 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,719 Are you all right? 401 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,719 I might be sick over you! 402 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:14,719 Off you go! 403 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,119 I'll go with you! 404 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,119 Go on! - Bye! 405 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,119 Get going! 406 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,359 My dear lord! 407 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:33,759 You're still in your shoes! 408 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:38,359 Dirty, horrid... 409 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,919 You don't know what happened. 410 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,359 I'm a millionaire. 411 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,319 You stupid millionaire, 412 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,719 your goat's strangled herself! - What? 413 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:53,119 She's hanged herself! - What? 414 00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:00,719 I can't be here all the time. 415 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:04,719 Your goat! 416 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,759 I told you not to tie her to that tree. 417 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,319 How did it happen? 418 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:39,559 She fell and got caught on the rope. 419 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,199 Lizinka, what have you done to me? 420 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,959 I've got all this money. 421 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,799 My little goat. 422 00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,519 I had all these plans for you! 423 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,599 A new goat-shed. 424 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,159 What's the point of money now? 425 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,799 You won't come back to life. 426 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:15,799 You're sorry now but you can't help her. 427 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,799 You won't come back, 428 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:24,599 not even for a million! 429 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,239 You shouldn't have done that to me! 430 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,559 I won't pray for ten days. 431 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:38,199 Don't blaspheme, you're always in the pub. 432 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:42,799 So your farm's going into ruin. 433 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:47,199 I'm inviting you all. - Bohus! 434 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:51,559 It's a funeral wake. - What's happened? 435 00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,799 In memory of my goat. 436 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,999 She hanged herself, the swine. 437 00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:59,799 To goats! 438 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,679 Don't eat that! 439 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,359 I'm inviting you. 440 00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,319 Don't give them that shit. 441 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:14,039 Get changed. In front of the pub in an hour. 442 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,639 I'll pay for these beers. - No, I'm paying! 443 00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:24,639 Liduna won't let me go. 444 00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,639 She'll have to. 445 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,559 Jackets, ties, we're going into town. 446 00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:32,839 Don't drink that pig swill. 447 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:37,839 Me, too? - Of course. 448 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:42,319 Forget the cards, we're off to town. 449 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,839 But I'm winning! - So what? 450 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:48,879 I'm inviting you all. 451 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,719 I've just been to a cremation. I don't need to change. 452 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,279 OK, stay as you are. Let's go. 453 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,679 Just finish my rum. - Leave that. 454 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:03,279 What about me? 455 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,199 Sorry, no girls allowed. 456 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,879 Come right back home. - No, I won't. 457 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:22,079 You not coming, Josef? 458 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:28,319 He's giving you money. - It'll all be paid for. 459 00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,599 Arnost, come with us. 460 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:36,279 Where to? - To celebrate! 461 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,879 You thick, or something? 462 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,079 Great nose, great spirit. 463 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:49,279 He didn't mean it like that, come on. 464 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,879 The double decker is here! 465 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,879 Isn't that fucking fantastic? 466 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,079 OK. On you get. 467 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,919 If you get on that bus, don't come back again! 468 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,319 You promised to chop the wood. 469 00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:24,519 Just be good, here's a thousand. 470 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,239 Bohus! 471 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,519 I said, no girls! 472 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,919 For the journey. 473 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:37,119 They'll be fighting over me next! 474 00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,959 There's old Kostal. 475 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,959 Stop the bus. 476 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,359 Come and have dinner with us. 477 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:10,759 I stopped having dinner since the invasion of Kuwait. 478 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:14,919 Get him in. - What are you doing? - Let's go. 479 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:27,599 I have to feed my rabbits. 480 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,359 You'll make me sterile! 481 00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:34,959 You're making it dirty, you know how much this costs? 482 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,959 So what... 483 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,359 These guys have a really hard life. 484 00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:45,959 They need some fun, put the TV on. 485 00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,359 Faster, here we go... 486 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,959 Look, boys, go at 120kmlh. 487 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,959 ...eighty... 488 00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,079 ...ninety, hundred... 489 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:13,559 ...a hundred and twenty! 490 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:19,599 Ninety... I said 120, do what I tell you! 491 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:29,799 Hello! - Hello. 492 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,399 I'm Bohus. 493 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:48,199 We agreed no girls! 494 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:55,239 Let me introduce you to my wife. 495 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,159 Dr. Ulrich. 496 00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:02,599 Doctor? 497 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,079 Are you a lawyer as well? 498 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:08,439 No, a plastic surgeon. 499 00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,999 What? - A plastic surgeon. 500 00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:15,799 Say, someone wants to make their nose smaller. 501 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:18,999 Sorry. 502 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:24,039 You can't be a man without a proper nose. 503 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,599 Arnost's got a problem with his nose. 504 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:33,239 They laugh at his, it's so small. 505 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,439 I don't get any? 506 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:43,039 To the memory of my little goat. 507 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,439 To a little goats! 508 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,439 What shit is this? 509 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:57,239 It's fucking sweet! 510 00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:02,039 I've drunk all my money away... 511 00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:12,439 Please be quiet. - That's what we're doing. 512 00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,959 You can't shout in a restaurant like this. 513 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,279 It's alright. 514 00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:22,079 What sort of pub is this if you can't have a sing-song? 515 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:28,439 It's not even in Czech! 516 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:33,079 I'd recommend the ham roll 517 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,679 then the turtle soup. 518 00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:40,959 I'm not downing turtle! 519 00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,879 Then the Chateaubriand. 520 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,079 I've have that, too. 521 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,639 But medium rare. 522 00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:54,639 I want goulash and dumplings. 523 00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,679 I'll have the medium rare, too. 524 00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:00,679 Bring me a beer before I snuff it. 525 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,279 What about your venison? 526 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,279 We'll have goulash and beer. 527 00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:15,079 Goulash and beer for me. 528 00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:17,879 Beer and rum. 529 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:22,239 But these are specialities! 530 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,599 Just bring the food and don't ask. 531 00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:28,959 They're dick-heads. 532 00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,519 Don't act like peasants! 533 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:36,519 Could I have caviar? - Of course. 534 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,519 What an arse-hole - caviar! 535 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:44,119 Sit down, Arnost! 536 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,519 Look at these portions! 537 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,319 Sparrow food. 538 00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,919 I'm going for a slash. 539 00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:04,119 Get a load of that! She's something else! 540 00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:11,959 Bohus will buy her for you, eh? 541 00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:14,759 Stop shouting. 542 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,759 What would you like to drink? - Beer. 543 00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:22,799 You're always downing beer. 544 00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:26,159 What about the best wine they've got? 545 00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:32,159 I'd like to try that blue burgundy. 546 00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:36,399 I've never tried blue wine. 547 00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:39,519 Some of that blue stuff. 548 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,119 Come here, come here! 549 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,719 What does that girl like drinking? 550 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:51,159 Scotch. 551 00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,639 Send a bottle over there. 552 00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:57,719 Certainly. 553 00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,719 Have some, it's good stuff. 554 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,159 Christ! 555 00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:14,639 Have some - it'll clean out your system! 556 00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:19,359 Perhaps it'll really clean you out! 557 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,159 Cheers! 558 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,159 Cheers! 559 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:40,199 To your health, my beauty! - To your health! - Cheers! 560 00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,599 What a looker! 561 00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:50,079 You have to drink it all or we're not going home. 562 00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:53,679 Must be an actress. 563 00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,199 Or a whore. 564 00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,039 Or both. 565 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,479 Don't insult her! 566 00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,999 Don't be a clever dick! - Who's being clever? 567 00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:11,799 He thinks money can make him president! 568 00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:15,839 Don't fuck with me or you'll be sorry, 569 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,839 you old fart! 570 00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,759 Try me, you capitalist! 571 00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:25,239 Who are you calling a capitalist, you shit! 572 00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,759 I could pretend to be clever if I had money, too. 573 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,199 Leave him alone! 574 00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,239 Fuck this town! 575 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:11,879 Let's go home, come on! 576 00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,959 You're not leaving me here! 577 00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:26,839 My leg... 578 00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,959 It'll be OK. 579 00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:39,319 You'll pay for the damage. - We'll settle up, of course. 580 00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:45,679 Are they gone? 581 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,879 Have they really gone? 582 00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:51,879 Bastards! 583 00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:55,639 We'll pay up, you pay them, 584 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,919 You're the only normal person around here. 585 00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,319 You know what? 586 00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,719 I'll pay for you to have a nose-job. 587 00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:18,479 Cool! 588 00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:22,759 You'll do it for him, no matter how much it costs? 589 00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,839 Do you believe me? - What? 590 00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:28,079 I don't care how much. 591 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:33,559 Doctor, are you a doctor? 592 00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:35,159 Yes. 593 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,079 D'you believe in God? 594 00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:44,279 Me? No. 595 00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:47,279 I don't understand how anyone can believe. 596 00:50:47,720 --> 00:50:49,639 Why not? 597 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:52,959 There's no proof, 598 00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,119 no-one's ever seen Him. 599 00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:59,279 I've never seen your cunt but I believe you've got one. 600 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,199 Try a bit higher. 601 00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:23,719 OK. 602 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,039 Look at them go! 603 00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,359 How fast can it go? 604 00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:35,959 That left one could be our mayor. 605 00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,759 Who did you vote for? 606 00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:42,759 What a woman! 607 00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:53,079 OK! 608 00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,919 They're only Czech programs or what? 609 00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:00,839 You're in the way! 610 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,759 More to the left. 611 00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:09,319 That's too much. 612 00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:14,679 What shall we have? 613 00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,719 Plum brandy, eh? 614 00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,359 To your health. 615 00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:37,759 D'you believe in God? 616 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:39,759 I do. 617 00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:41,239 And I don't. 618 00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:44,959 How can you work together? 619 00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:48,199 It's not possible. 620 00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:50,959 It's a sin not to believe. 621 00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:52,879 Want some rabbit? 622 00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,399 The devils are multiplying. 623 00:52:56,520 --> 00:53:00,239 I can't kill them all and no-one wants to eat them. 624 00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:04,399 You can forget about meat. 625 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,599 It's money now! 626 00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:14,399 You get hold of my neck like that rabbit's. 627 00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:50,439 We've an appointment with Dr Siroky. 628 00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:54,799 Phone for you! 629 00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:59,199 I've got a phone call! 630 00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:02,399 I'll go on up. - Yes, off you go. 631 00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:04,399 I've got a phone call! 632 00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:15,199 Yes, this is me. 633 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,439 Who's calling? 634 00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:21,999 No, it's not raining. 635 00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:25,519 You're trying what out? 636 00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:30,159 He's trying it out to see if it works! 637 00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:34,439 I've got a meeting so piss off! 638 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,839 I can't have this! 639 00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:38,759 Whose name shall I say? 640 00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,439 Bohumil Stejskal. 641 00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:46,279 Mr Stejskal's here... You can go in. 642 00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:55,479 Do I have to knock? - No. You don't. 643 00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:03,079 Good afternoon. 644 00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:08,479 May I introduce you... Mr Stejskal, Dr Siroky. 645 00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:10,879 Pleased to meet you. 646 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:14,959 She doesn't smile much, but she's pretty. 647 00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:20,679 Take a seat. 648 00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:22,879 Christ, yeah. 649 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,679 What can I offer you? 650 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:31,719 Coffee, vodka, whisky. - I'll have a coffee. 651 00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:35,519 I'll have plum brandy. 652 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:40,919 That's the only thing I haven't got. 653 00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:44,879 I carry a hip-flask, just in case. 654 00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:54,159 Two coffees and a glass. 655 00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:57,879 Three glasses, you have to try it, it's last year's. 656 00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:01,359 Three glasses, then. 657 00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:05,719 Just the bottom of the glass! 658 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,159 Bottoms up, you mean! 659 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,599 Isn't it lovely stuff? 660 00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:27,239 It's good... strong... 661 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:34,519 We've been negotiating 662 00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:37,839 with a Japanese firm. 663 00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:39,839 Where can I have a slash? 664 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,559 A piss... pee. 665 00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:48,559 In the corridor, third door on the left. 666 00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:58,559 Christ, what the hell sort of person is that?! 667 00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:02,559 Clever to have bogs in the corridor. 668 00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,079 Come on, quickly. 669 00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:16,559 Where was I? - At the Ministry. 670 00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:23,559 The Japanese are interested... 671 00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:26,159 Sit down! 672 00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:32,599 The Japanese are interested 673 00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:35,399 in your brickworks. 674 00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:40,559 What interest? - They want to buy it. 675 00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:45,039 And the 7 hectares of land with it. 676 00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:46,759 Eight. 677 00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:49,359 I've got seven down here. 678 00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,919 And I've got eight there. - It doesn't matter. 679 00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:54,879 A minor detail, 680 00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:58,559 a hectare here, a hectare there. 681 00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:03,359 Why would they spend money on a brick-works? 682 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,639 I can sell my brick to them. 683 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:19,799 How did the yellow buggers find out about it anyway? 684 00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:23,879 That's not important. 685 00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:29,399 It's not the bricks Japanese want. 686 00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,959 Hang on a second. 687 00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:36,559 What about the men there? - What men? 688 00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:39,999 The men working there. 689 00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:43,799 That's not our worry. 690 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,879 Yeah, but it's mine. 691 00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:49,959 It's my brickworks and my people. 692 00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:57,839 I'm just coming! 693 00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:02,839 Think about it, 694 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:08,239 there are huge sums at stake! 695 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:12,199 Tell the Japs that I'm not selling 696 00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:15,439 and they'll be lucky to get any fucking bricks! 697 00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:18,119 Let's go, Doc. 698 00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:27,239 Slanty-eyed fuckers! 699 00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:34,439 Good... 700 00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,679 Come on, Mr Kostal. 701 00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:50,679 I don't think this is for me. 702 00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:54,359 Really, I can't. 703 00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:56,679 You can be my sex bodyguard. 704 00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:59,839 What if I catch something? 705 01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:03,839 The ladies are waiting. - Come on, off you go. 706 01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:08,399 You can have a bark inside. 707 01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:13,879 Good evening. 708 01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:28,399 That one's smiling at you. 709 01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:32,479 She could be my granddaughter. 710 01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:59,519 If you'd like to choose what you'd like. 711 01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:06,719 "Indian Pipe". 712 01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:08,719 That's something for Kostal. 713 01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:13,039 I've hadn't smoked since the Russians invaded. 714 01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:20,679 It's a special oral erotic experience. 715 01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:23,679 What d'you mean, oral? 716 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:29,279 Don't stick your little tongue out at me. 717 01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:34,719 She a pretty little thing. 718 01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:39,519 How much does she cost? - Champagne for the gentlemen. 719 01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:44,719 This is a massage salon, you can't buy the girls. 720 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,719 You choose what you would like and the girl 721 01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:54,279 whom you'd like to perform it. 722 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:58,279 If she's not reserved already. 723 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:01,879 It stinks like a brothel in here! 724 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:13,719 I'd recommend Journey round the World. 725 01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:18,759 I can't, I'm driving. He hasn't got a licence. 726 01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:23,959 How much does it cost? 727 01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:26,879 And how many times? 728 01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:29,759 To your health, gentlemen. 729 01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:36,199 It's an hour's massage with bath and everything. 730 01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:40,959 I don't need a bath. 731 01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:43,639 I had one on Saturday. 732 01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:46,799 You'll be bathed by one of our girls. 733 01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:51,799 The champagne is on the house. 734 01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:55,199 Rubbish, don't you know how rich I am? 735 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:57,799 Look! 736 01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:23,359 Good evening! 737 01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:29,199 D'you remember me? 738 01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:33,079 I sent that bottle over. - So what? 739 01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:36,799 Nothing, it's OK. 740 01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:57,399 Wish me luck, I'm going for Amadeus's Dream! 741 01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:01,999 Come in. 742 01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:06,839 If you'd like to take your clothes off. 743 01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:09,599 I'll just go and get ready. 744 01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:13,639 What's your name? - Irena. 745 01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:01,439 That's me done. - Already? 746 01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:04,839 I'll bathe you first. 747 01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:08,959 Don't worry, come on. - I'm not worried. 748 01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:12,839 Come on, don't worry. 749 01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:17,639 Look at all those bubbles! 750 01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:27,359 Take your clothes off! 751 01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:30,519 And your underpants! 752 01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:39,639 My watch is Water-tight. 753 01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:51,759 This is so nice! 754 01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:00,679 You don't remember 755 01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:04,679 how I fought the boys over you? 756 01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:08,919 They were arguing 757 01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:12,319 whether you were an actress... 758 01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:16,439 This is lovely! 759 01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:21,919 Are you really a masseuse? 760 01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:26,679 This is bloody nice! 761 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:32,559 Don't you remember me? 762 01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:37,479 This is so nice! - Up you get. 763 01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:42,119 I don't want to. 764 01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:46,319 You don't remember me? - Of course, I do. 765 01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:50,239 I fought over you. 766 01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:53,879 I'm Bohumil - Bohus. 767 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:04,919 Out you come, careful you don't slip. 768 01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:12,639 I don't want that! 769 01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:15,919 He has to wear his little hat! 770 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:18,919 I don't want a little hat. 771 01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:22,919 What is this? 772 01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:27,359 You'll like it. 773 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:31,519 I don't want it, I'll pay extra. 774 01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:35,199 It'll cost you 500 crowns. 775 01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:38,199 That doesn't matter. 776 01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:40,919 No little hat! 777 01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:52,359 You can't do that! 778 01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:58,359 This isn't Journey round the World. 779 01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:05,079 It's Journey to the Universe! 780 01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:13,999 Vlasta! 781 01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:24,999 That was fantastic! 782 01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:28,959 Did you like that? 783 01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:32,439 Another 500 crowns, then. 784 01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:35,799 "The Journey" costs 1700! 785 01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:38,959 You pay that at the cash desk. 786 01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:42,519 I'll take the the 500. 787 01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:47,999 But don't tell anyone. 788 01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:51,959 They'd throw me out. - What d'you mean? 789 01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:58,719 A clever girl like you sweating 790 01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:01,719 for a few hundred. 791 01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:05,999 Such a shame! 792 01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:12,999 You can live with me. 793 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:22,999 You can't keep being thrown out by people. 794 01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:43,039 I'm completely whacked. 795 01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:46,759 I paid 7800 for you. 796 01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:50,039 I just had Journey round the World. 797 01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:52,879 You're a real stud - 798 01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:55,359 you must have been twice. 799 01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:59,039 Three times! Three times 800 01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:01,639 plus Pipe of Peace. 801 01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:05,599 I feel like a new man! 802 01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:13,079 Can you drive? - Just watch me! 803 01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:18,839 You've given me something 804 01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:21,679 I'll never forget! 805 01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:31,759 I've fallen in love. 806 01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:36,839 That Irena's so pretty, 807 01:10:38,120 --> 01:10:40,039 it's a miracle! 808 01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:45,039 I have to have her home. 809 01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:50,559 Why? You've got enough money. 810 01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:54,279 You could come here whenever you want. 811 01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:59,079 The greatest thing is freedom, 812 01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:03,079 and you can't buy that. 813 01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:08,719 I want her only for myself. 814 01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:19,679 It's stopped coming out! 815 01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:22,759 It's not coming through? 816 01:11:26,720 --> 01:11:29,079 The water's not coming through! 817 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:35,839 What d'you mean? 818 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,119 It's not working! 819 01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:43,119 I don't believe it! - It won't work, I tell you! 820 01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:48,119 We haven't had any water for a week - low pressure. 821 01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:53,919 There's no pressure! 822 01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:57,239 I keep telling you. 823 01:11:57,400 --> 01:12:01,319 There's a drought, like last year. 824 01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:04,119 This is the end! 825 01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:07,079 She's coming in an hour! 826 01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:12,719 You're doing it on purpose. 827 01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:16,439 I've got an idea, 828 01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:20,519 for five hundred. - Five hundred?! - Will you give it to me or not? 829 01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:33,919 Come on, guys! 830 01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:51,199 What the hell are you doing? 831 01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:56,559 It's like water cannons on Wenceslas Square! 832 01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:59,199 Sorry, they're beginners. 833 01:12:59,480 --> 01:13:02,199 What are you doing?! 834 01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:05,559 What is this? 835 01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:13,039 Cakes bobbing about like musk-rats! 836 01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:17,599 Aim it in the water! 837 01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:21,799 It's a bit yellow. 838 01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:40,039 There's no suckling-pig, just rabbit again! 839 01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:45,679 Looks pretty yellow to me. 840 01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:49,679 Like piss-water. - I'm not swimming in that. 841 01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:52,279 Who's asking you to? 842 01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:54,279 This is the limit! 843 01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:58,279 What d'you expect for 500 crowns? 844 01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:02,079 The tank's been rusty since the Revolution. 845 01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:06,319 If it catches fire, you're in the shits. 846 01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:08,999 What d'you mean, you are - we are! 847 01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:12,199 Don't throw it in there. 848 01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:15,119 Quiet! 849 01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:49,279 Take that into the house. 850 01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:56,879 This is Irenka. 851 01:15:57,400 --> 01:16:01,319 It's her birthday and she'll be living with me. 852 01:16:03,400 --> 01:16:06,119 What in heaven's name 853 01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:08,919 have you brought home? 854 01:16:09,040 --> 01:16:12,199 If your Mum could see this... 855 01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:15,319 God in heaven! 856 01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:19,159 Don't take any notice of auntie. 857 01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:22,199 She's not my aunt, 858 01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:25,359 just a friend of Mum's. 859 01:16:25,560 --> 01:16:29,359 Go and help Mr Kostal, for Christ's sake! 860 01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:37,159 I'll buy you some earrings, come with me. 861 01:16:40,440 --> 01:16:43,679 You bastard! - Don't be so stupid! 862 01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:46,359 Let's go, Irena. 863 01:16:57,960 --> 01:17:01,679 What do you do? - Stop kidding about. 864 01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:06,959 Irena's an actress. 865 01:17:07,480 --> 01:17:10,399 I did lots of parts as an amateur. 866 01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:18,799 You haven't eaten much. 867 01:17:19,280 --> 01:17:23,679 She's on a diet. 868 01:17:24,600 --> 01:17:28,479 I'm not on a diet, why should I be? 869 01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:32,359 I eat everything - but no rabbits. 870 01:17:32,840 --> 01:17:35,999 You should've said. 871 01:17:36,440 --> 01:17:40,359 We'd have made you something else. - There's nothing else. 872 01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:44,159 Be glad it's gone. 873 01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:49,679 Don't do that, idiot! 874 01:17:51,280 --> 01:17:52,999 This is my friend, 875 01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:57,039 he went to college. 876 01:17:57,480 --> 01:18:00,199 This is Irena, sit down. 877 01:18:02,280 --> 01:18:06,199 I had her brought here to live with me. 878 01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:11,879 What did she say? - Nothing. 879 01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:16,199 She's got to... 880 01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:21,399 Down there. 881 01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:28,999 past the chickens. 882 01:18:36,240 --> 01:18:38,119 That's it. 883 01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:44,239 What's the difference between a woman and a man? 884 01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:49,239 A man has to decide on a no.1 or a no. 2. 885 01:18:49,400 --> 01:18:51,439 A woman sits down and sees what happens. 886 01:18:55,520 --> 01:18:59,439 Here she is, quiet. 887 01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:05,919 I had a birthday present brought here for her. 888 01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:10,479 Don't let it out yet. 889 01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:14,879 Go round the other side of the stable. 890 01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:24,159 It's here. 891 01:19:25,320 --> 01:19:27,999 Have you finished? 892 01:19:33,120 --> 01:19:36,639 No, she hasn't yet. 893 01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:40,839 Tell me when you've finished. 894 01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:45,079 When she opens the toilet, 895 01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:50,959 I'll give the sign, Kostal will signal to the band. 896 01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:53,959 The band starts up 897 01:19:55,560 --> 01:19:57,479 and you let it out. 898 01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:01,919 Have you finished, Irenka? 899 01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:07,399 This isn't a funeral, we're celebrating! 900 01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:15,479 Get ready... 901 01:20:30,600 --> 01:20:33,119 An ostrich?! 902 01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:40,519 It's for your birthday! 903 01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:44,399 What do I want with an ostrich? 904 01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:47,239 You've never seen a bird like this! 905 01:20:50,080 --> 01:20:52,519 What would I do with an ostrich?! 906 01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:07,159 Don't be afraid of him. 907 01:21:08,440 --> 01:21:11,799 Come and stroke him. 908 01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:16,519 Look at that neck and those legs! 909 01:21:25,600 --> 01:21:29,519 In South Africa they use them to protect property. 910 01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:35,319 Why do you need a guard? 911 01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:38,119 I've got a video, 912 01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:41,319 television. 913 01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:44,919 And Irena. 914 01:21:46,440 --> 01:21:50,359 What does it eat? - It won't eat you! 915 01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:41,599 Lovely and warm! 916 01:22:45,680 --> 01:22:47,599 Come into the water! 917 01:22:48,440 --> 01:22:50,599 I don't think I will. 918 01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:52,999 You're fired if you don't! 919 01:23:01,360 --> 01:23:03,559 Are you mad?! 920 01:23:10,280 --> 01:23:14,199 Don't you dare, in that new jacket! - Don't worry! 921 01:23:27,680 --> 01:23:29,559 This is fantastic! 922 01:24:01,720 --> 01:24:05,199 I'm so happy! 923 01:24:10,160 --> 01:24:13,039 Good, eh? 924 01:24:15,120 --> 01:24:16,639 Yes, it's nice. 925 01:24:20,120 --> 01:24:22,959 I'll take three of them. - Pardon? 926 01:24:23,120 --> 01:24:25,839 Three of these suits. 927 01:24:27,480 --> 01:24:30,639 You can't buy three identical suits! 928 01:24:30,960 --> 01:24:33,759 Why not? I like them! 929 01:24:36,360 --> 01:24:39,159 Are you sure? 930 01:24:40,160 --> 01:24:42,079 It's not such a good idea. 931 01:24:42,240 --> 01:24:44,999 Think I haven't got the money for them? 932 01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:52,519 What about a leather jacket... 933 01:24:55,120 --> 01:24:56,639 ...and jeans? 934 01:24:56,760 --> 01:25:00,239 They'd squash my balls. 935 01:25:01,200 --> 01:25:05,159 I need something loose. 936 01:25:05,760 --> 01:25:09,679 I love wearing my track-suit at home, don't I? 937 01:25:10,560 --> 01:25:12,639 He loves wearing his track-suit. 938 01:25:14,560 --> 01:25:16,679 What about a tie? 939 01:25:24,760 --> 01:25:28,679 No shit colours. I want lots of colours. 940 01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:30,679 Not in public. 941 01:25:31,480 --> 01:25:34,679 You're a pretty girl. 942 01:25:35,760 --> 01:25:38,079 You could earn a lot more. 943 01:25:38,760 --> 01:25:41,079 How much do they give you? 944 01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:44,679 Will you take the suit? - Three of them. 945 01:25:44,960 --> 01:25:46,719 Come and work for me. 946 01:25:47,120 --> 01:25:49,719 You'll make some money, 947 01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:53,959 I've got a hotel, restaurace. 948 01:25:54,600 --> 01:25:58,039 If you knew about all I had. 949 01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:03,919 You'll be inviting her home next! 950 01:26:04,120 --> 01:26:06,319 Let her come - 951 01:26:06,600 --> 01:26:09,519 I've got a pool, ostrich... 952 01:26:09,760 --> 01:26:11,439 The ostrich's mine! 953 01:26:12,480 --> 01:26:14,719 Who bought it for you? 954 01:26:14,960 --> 01:26:18,159 I'm not your property. 955 01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:22,359 You're not going to talk to me like that! 956 01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:26,519 How dare you talk like that! 957 01:26:26,840 --> 01:26:30,759 She's complaining 958 01:26:31,320 --> 01:26:33,239 and she doesn't even cook! 959 01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:36,519 Auntie has to do it all, poor little thing. 960 01:26:36,960 --> 01:26:40,719 Who made your breakfast? - It was inedible! 961 01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:46,719 Where would you be without me? 962 01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:54,599 Supposed to be a masseuse, 963 01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:56,359 she's a whore. 964 01:26:56,520 --> 01:27:01,719 I live with her - fuck her! 965 01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:06,959 It'll be all right. - Has she really gone? 966 01:27:10,640 --> 01:27:13,239 I'm fucking fond of her! 967 01:27:13,640 --> 01:27:16,479 I really love her! 968 01:27:19,840 --> 01:27:23,759 It's all right, let's pay for this... 969 01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:27,759 We've finished. 970 01:27:28,840 --> 01:27:32,759 You think I'm some whore? 971 01:27:33,240 --> 01:27:36,359 You whistle and I come running? 972 01:27:36,480 --> 01:27:40,399 I'm not having any. - Vlasta! 973 01:27:41,840 --> 01:27:45,799 I'm not having any. - Vlasta! 974 01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:51,799 You're the only one. - You're not getting any! 975 01:27:52,680 --> 01:27:55,479 Don't be silly. 976 01:27:57,880 --> 01:28:00,679 No chance, forget it. - Forget it? 977 01:28:00,880 --> 01:28:02,799 Only if we live together. 978 01:28:04,600 --> 01:28:07,799 But we are together. 979 01:28:09,200 --> 01:28:11,479 I'm not being a slave for anyone. 980 01:28:15,680 --> 01:28:18,599 I'll move in and that'll be that. 981 01:28:21,600 --> 01:28:25,999 You stink! God knows what you've been doing! 982 01:28:26,200 --> 01:28:29,439 She's the one doing things! 983 01:28:40,680 --> 01:28:42,679 What do you want? 984 01:28:43,880 --> 01:28:45,799 I want gas. 985 01:28:46,480 --> 01:28:49,799 I withdrew the application! 986 01:28:51,880 --> 01:28:54,199 I want it. 987 01:28:54,880 --> 01:28:57,759 I'll pay for the whole village to have it. 988 01:28:58,360 --> 01:29:02,079 Vlasta needs it. - She lives with you? 989 01:29:04,480 --> 01:29:07,239 Are you living with him? - Yes. 990 01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:12,839 She's living with you? - The gas is what's important. 991 01:29:13,920 --> 01:29:17,839 Pull me in, let's have some brandy. 992 01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:37,839 Careful... I don't want to get wet. 993 01:29:37,960 --> 01:29:39,839 Give me your hand. 994 01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:46,319 Now my bum's wet. Christ! 995 01:29:48,280 --> 01:29:50,119 Stop all that drinking! 996 01:29:55,960 --> 01:29:58,599 You've got a horse as well? 997 01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:02,679 That's no horse, she's a treasure. 998 01:30:07,960 --> 01:30:10,279 We going to get that gas? 999 01:30:10,520 --> 01:30:14,439 It'll cost half a million! 1000 01:30:19,400 --> 01:30:21,399 It's not a matter of money. 1001 01:30:21,720 --> 01:30:25,839 Yes, it is and stop drinking! 1002 01:30:26,720 --> 01:30:30,399 I'm glad I've got you! 1003 01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:38,279 You were always stupid! 1004 01:30:38,960 --> 01:30:42,879 You could've had it for free but you didn't want it. 1005 01:30:45,960 --> 01:30:49,879 She's back, the one who was here. 1006 01:30:53,960 --> 01:30:57,879 Irenka's come back to me! 1007 01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:06,879 You're not coming here! 1008 01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:11,919 Go back home - what are you doing here? 1009 01:31:26,240 --> 01:31:28,919 Tell her something! 1010 01:31:29,320 --> 01:31:31,919 This is Vlasta. 1011 01:31:33,400 --> 01:31:37,319 Have we got a servant? - How dare you! 1012 01:31:37,480 --> 01:31:40,239 They told me what you were. 1013 01:31:40,400 --> 01:31:42,079 You're a whore! 1014 01:31:42,200 --> 01:31:45,719 How dare you, you village cow! 1015 01:31:45,920 --> 01:31:48,919 Who are you calling a cow?! - Hands off me! 1016 01:31:49,240 --> 01:31:52,959 You keep your hands of Bohus! 1017 01:31:56,040 --> 01:31:57,959 Cut it out, girls! 1018 01:31:58,840 --> 01:32:01,959 Irena! Vlasta! 1019 01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:10,719 Stop that! 1020 01:32:13,400 --> 01:32:16,079 She scratches like the devil! 1021 01:32:16,200 --> 01:32:20,119 Scratch her eyes out and drown her! 1022 01:32:39,640 --> 01:32:43,559 The rich bugger won't do anything for the village! 1023 01:32:43,720 --> 01:32:47,359 We swim in this filth and he gets a swimming pool! 1024 01:32:48,040 --> 01:32:50,959 I bought you all gas! 1025 01:32:53,600 --> 01:32:56,679 What would you like, children? 1026 01:32:56,840 --> 01:32:58,959 I want to stroke your horse. 1027 01:32:59,240 --> 01:33:02,359 Better not, he bites. 1028 01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:05,359 He's an Arab bugger! 1029 01:33:07,480 --> 01:33:11,959 I want a merry-go-round! - Great idea. I'll get one! 1030 01:33:32,080 --> 01:33:33,999 Guten tag! 1031 01:33:38,080 --> 01:33:41,999 "I fucking said Guten Tag"! - Where's your cowboy hat! 1032 01:33:42,880 --> 01:33:46,359 I don't need one, I've got glasses. 1033 01:33:48,400 --> 01:33:52,519 How's it going? - The work goes on. 1034 01:33:52,880 --> 01:33:55,199 We won't get anything for free. 1035 01:33:55,480 --> 01:33:58,879 If you knew what a slog it is 1036 01:33:59,080 --> 01:34:01,599 having so much money. 1037 01:34:03,080 --> 01:34:04,999 You wouldn't envy me. 1038 01:34:07,080 --> 01:34:10,719 That spring is pure water. 1039 01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:15,639 We could bottle it. 1040 01:34:16,080 --> 01:34:17,999 We'd sell fucking gallons! 1041 01:34:18,160 --> 01:34:20,999 3 or 4 crowns a bottle. 1042 01:34:22,080 --> 01:34:25,319 A machine to do it can't cost that much. 1043 01:34:25,520 --> 01:34:29,439 I'm buying a merry-go-round. Have some fags instead. 1044 01:34:29,680 --> 01:34:32,999 Everyone wants to borrow money. 1045 01:34:34,920 --> 01:34:36,639 Dig the well by hand! 1046 01:34:38,680 --> 01:34:42,439 I pour water - I sell water. - So you're not in? 1047 01:34:45,120 --> 01:34:48,039 I'd buy the machine and you'd work on it. 1048 01:34:48,600 --> 01:34:52,519 You'd still be in the shits. 1049 01:34:53,760 --> 01:34:57,039 Some bottles might go missing... 1050 01:34:58,840 --> 01:35:01,439 They give money to maternity hospitals. 1051 01:35:01,600 --> 01:35:05,559 You read about murders, rape... 1052 01:35:09,960 --> 01:35:12,319 Where does it start? In the maternity ward. 1053 01:35:12,560 --> 01:35:16,479 I'm not giving my money to some perverts. 1054 01:35:21,560 --> 01:35:23,479 Where the hell is my horse? 1055 01:35:25,160 --> 01:35:28,159 She's Arabian. - What's her name? 1056 01:35:28,560 --> 01:35:31,879 Hathavitlah. 1057 01:35:35,160 --> 01:35:39,079 You've got to be polite to her. - Come back! 1058 01:35:51,160 --> 01:35:55,079 Don't breathe alcohol fumes all over her! 1059 01:36:01,760 --> 01:36:02,959 Hathavitlah! Wait! 1060 01:36:22,160 --> 01:36:24,079 Stop that! 1061 01:36:25,200 --> 01:36:28,519 I want to read my paper! 1062 01:36:31,200 --> 01:36:34,519 You're always asleep! - We want to go to the theatre. 1063 01:36:39,200 --> 01:36:43,119 You promised. - The promises he makes! 1064 01:36:53,200 --> 01:36:57,119 You've got your satellite, ostrich... 1065 01:36:59,000 --> 01:37:00,999 ...video, gas. 1066 01:37:01,200 --> 01:37:04,119 The gas isn't working. 1067 01:37:04,640 --> 01:37:06,919 And you've got the pool. 1068 01:37:08,240 --> 01:37:10,159 I'm bored! 1069 01:37:12,240 --> 01:37:14,559 Let's go. 1070 01:37:23,240 --> 01:37:26,639 The water heater doesn't work. 1071 01:37:27,240 --> 01:37:30,159 What shall we do? 1072 01:37:31,800 --> 01:37:34,759 Let's go shopping. 1073 01:37:44,200 --> 01:37:46,239 What now? - We want money. 1074 01:37:47,240 --> 01:37:50,399 I haven't got any - I bought the kids that ride. 1075 01:37:51,240 --> 01:37:55,159 Well, 5000 at least! - I haven't even got 1000! 1076 01:37:58,240 --> 01:38:01,519 I'll get my lawyer to bring some more. 1077 01:38:04,240 --> 01:38:05,959 Take off that stupid beret! 1078 01:38:06,120 --> 01:38:10,039 I need it against the sun! 1079 01:38:11,240 --> 01:38:13,399 Give me my beret! 1080 01:38:14,240 --> 01:38:18,159 You think we're your servants? 1081 01:38:20,240 --> 01:38:22,159 Let's go. 1082 01:38:23,200 --> 01:38:25,959 What are you then? 1083 01:38:26,280 --> 01:38:28,519 You don't cook... 1084 01:38:29,480 --> 01:38:31,799 I'll fucking kick you out! 1085 01:38:33,280 --> 01:38:36,199 He's angry with us! 1086 01:38:36,320 --> 01:38:39,199 He's frowning at us! 1087 01:38:40,280 --> 01:38:44,199 What are you doing? Stop it! 1088 01:38:47,080 --> 01:38:50,199 Where are you dragging me? 1089 01:38:50,680 --> 01:38:54,079 Just putting you to bed! - I don't want to! 1090 01:38:54,280 --> 01:38:57,199 You do, really! 1091 01:38:57,760 --> 01:38:59,999 I don't want to go to bed! 1092 01:39:00,280 --> 01:39:03,199 Let me go! 1093 01:39:07,800 --> 01:39:10,559 But it's filthy in there! 1094 01:39:10,880 --> 01:39:13,959 We'll wash you first! 1095 01:39:18,320 --> 01:39:21,599 I don't want to go to bed! 1096 01:39:58,320 --> 01:40:02,199 We're all going to Africa 1097 01:40:03,320 --> 01:40:07,199 to see their women! 1098 01:40:08,720 --> 01:40:10,639 No girls allowed on this trip! 1099 01:40:42,840 --> 01:40:46,679 Get me a bottle! 1100 01:40:51,360 --> 01:40:53,279 Catch! 1101 01:41:03,360 --> 01:41:06,159 Where could I find Mr. Stejskal? 1102 01:41:06,400 --> 01:41:10,079 Where could he find Mr. Stejskal, 1103 01:41:10,360 --> 01:41:12,279 girls?! 1104 01:41:14,360 --> 01:41:17,279 They're down by the lake. 1105 01:41:17,400 --> 01:41:20,679 He bought them a merry-go-round! 1106 01:41:20,840 --> 01:41:24,279 What did he buy them?! - A merry- go-round! - What are you saying?! 1107 01:41:24,560 --> 01:41:27,279 It's true! - That cretin! 1108 01:41:53,400 --> 01:41:57,319 Take the Doc's car. - How dare you! 1109 01:42:00,280 --> 01:42:03,719 I'll settle up. 1110 01:42:03,880 --> 01:42:07,119 No, you won't, you pauper! 1111 01:42:09,640 --> 01:42:11,319 You're poor! 1112 01:42:12,200 --> 01:42:14,719 I'm finished! 1113 01:42:16,800 --> 01:42:19,519 It certainly is! 1114 01:42:21,560 --> 01:42:25,319 Where the fuck's my beret? 1115 01:42:25,640 --> 01:42:27,519 You haven't got a brass farthing. 1116 01:42:33,440 --> 01:42:36,359 This is terrible! 1117 01:42:40,920 --> 01:42:43,879 Why didn't you tell me? 1118 01:42:44,440 --> 01:42:48,359 What? - Your father's a step-father! 1119 01:42:50,160 --> 01:42:54,079 My Dad wasn't my Dad? 1120 01:42:56,240 --> 01:42:58,319 But I'm my Dad all over! 1121 01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:04,319 All that money! - Then my Mum... 1122 01:43:06,440 --> 01:43:10,359 Who was my Dad? - Who gives a damn? 1123 01:43:10,840 --> 01:43:13,359 What'll I tell my wife? 1124 01:43:13,520 --> 01:43:17,359 Who gives a toss? 1125 01:43:18,240 --> 01:43:22,119 You'd better watch your manners with me. 1126 01:43:23,440 --> 01:43:26,079 You owe me 1.453.000. 1127 01:43:26,240 --> 01:43:30,119 Without that fairground ride. Sign here. 1128 01:43:33,240 --> 01:43:37,119 I feel sick, I haven't even got a pencil. 1129 01:43:39,440 --> 01:43:41,359 You rascal! 1130 01:43:43,840 --> 01:43:46,399 Just you wait! 1131 01:43:47,760 --> 01:43:49,519 Why? 1132 01:43:51,480 --> 01:43:54,399 Why? 1133 01:43:55,800 --> 01:43:59,199 I'm asking why? 1134 01:44:13,480 --> 01:44:17,119 I'm asking you why? 1135 01:44:20,480 --> 01:44:23,839 Can you tell me why? 1136 01:44:31,520 --> 01:44:34,439 Don't do this to me! 1137 01:44:36,680 --> 01:44:39,359 Come back home! 1138 01:44:41,520 --> 01:44:44,439 Don't be silly! 1139 01:44:49,960 --> 01:44:51,799 Get lost! 1140 01:44:59,480 --> 01:45:02,399 Don't be stupid! 1141 01:45:04,200 --> 01:45:07,159 I love you even if I haven't got any money! 1142 01:46:08,560 --> 01:46:10,479 You smoke? 1143 01:46:11,560 --> 01:46:14,479 Just the odd one. 1144 01:46:16,760 --> 01:46:19,479 "Start" brand. 1145 01:46:24,560 --> 01:46:26,479 You drink? 1146 01:46:28,600 --> 01:46:31,519 Occasionally I have a glass. 1147 01:46:38,560 --> 01:46:41,879 To clean out the system. 1148 01:46:42,560 --> 01:46:46,279 Have some, I made it myself. 1149 01:46:46,960 --> 01:46:49,479 Do you speak the truth? 1150 01:46:49,760 --> 01:46:53,679 Well, the boys helped me. 1151 01:46:57,160 --> 01:46:59,159 We help each other. 1152 01:47:00,760 --> 01:47:02,879 Have some. 1153 01:47:10,000 --> 01:47:13,479 You've got wings instead. 1154 01:47:13,760 --> 01:47:15,919 You can't use a glass. 1155 01:47:19,600 --> 01:47:21,519 Can you drink anyway? 1156 01:47:29,400 --> 01:47:31,479 Are you afraid of me? 1157 01:47:32,520 --> 01:47:35,559 I'm just a bit surprised. 1158 01:47:36,000 --> 01:47:39,519 I've always believed but 1159 01:47:40,600 --> 01:47:44,519 sometimes I've had my doubts. 1160 01:47:49,640 --> 01:47:52,559 A person's surprised when he 1161 01:47:52,680 --> 01:47:56,359 suddenly sees the truth. 1162 01:47:56,640 --> 01:48:00,559 He sees that the truth exists. 1163 01:48:07,640 --> 01:48:09,959 Look, I've got wet knees. 1164 01:48:13,840 --> 01:48:16,599 Let me pour you some... I forgot, you can't. 1165 01:48:17,640 --> 01:48:19,559 To your health. 1166 01:48:21,040 --> 01:48:23,159 I'm surprised, 1167 01:48:23,360 --> 01:48:26,719 I think I'll get plastered. Sorry. 1168 01:48:31,640 --> 01:48:35,559 I've just lost everything. - I know, Bohumil. 1169 01:48:37,440 --> 01:48:39,879 They took away my horse. 1170 01:48:40,920 --> 01:48:44,319 I know, Bohumil. 1171 01:48:46,960 --> 01:48:50,879 They all call me Bohus. 1172 01:48:51,840 --> 01:48:54,439 No-one's called me Bohumil in years. 1173 01:48:54,640 --> 01:48:56,439 Dad called me Bohumil. 1174 01:48:56,640 --> 01:49:00,559 He'd say: "Bohumil, you're going to get such a hiding!" 1175 01:49:01,440 --> 01:49:05,159 He loved me. - I know. 1176 01:49:08,680 --> 01:49:10,999 What's person to believe? 1177 01:49:13,480 --> 01:49:17,399 I always thought my Dad was my Dad. 1178 01:49:19,680 --> 01:49:23,599 I know. - What do you know? 1179 01:49:25,680 --> 01:49:27,599 Irenka's gone, 1180 01:49:28,480 --> 01:49:30,599 Vlasta won't talk to me. 1181 01:49:32,680 --> 01:49:34,599 They all want money, 1182 01:49:36,080 --> 01:49:37,999 they're all laughing at me. 1183 01:49:44,480 --> 01:49:47,039 No-one believes anyone. 1184 01:49:47,520 --> 01:49:50,599 Can't you do something, for fuck's sake? 1185 01:50:03,720 --> 01:50:05,639 Bohumil! 1186 01:50:08,720 --> 01:50:12,079 "You shouldn't say fuck"! 1187 01:50:19,480 --> 01:50:23,399 Your plum brandy smells wonderful! 1188 01:50:34,720 --> 01:50:37,639 Pig! - Listen to her! 1189 01:50:45,120 --> 01:50:47,719 Me, too. - I'll have you, gorgeous! 1190 01:50:58,720 --> 01:51:01,639 How's it going, Onassis? 1191 01:51:03,720 --> 01:51:05,639 Stupid idiot! 1192 01:51:08,320 --> 01:51:10,639 Give me another. 1193 01:51:21,160 --> 01:51:23,679 Good day to you! 1194 01:51:28,560 --> 01:51:30,959 It's Arnost! 1195 01:51:33,760 --> 01:51:37,199 I'd completely forgotten about you! 1196 01:51:39,640 --> 01:51:41,679 Where'd you get that nose from? 1197 01:51:42,240 --> 01:51:46,119 Bohus paid for my cosmetic surgery! 1198 01:51:50,480 --> 01:51:54,039 Thank you very much. 1199 01:51:54,200 --> 01:51:58,119 Come and sit down. - He looks like a man now! 1200 01:52:03,160 --> 01:52:07,079 Here's the hospital bill - 1201 01:52:07,360 --> 01:52:09,479 9.600 crowns. 1202 01:52:09,640 --> 01:52:12,439 Thank you so much for my nose. 1203 01:52:13,160 --> 01:52:15,479 You haven't heard. 1204 01:52:15,640 --> 01:52:17,679 We're fucked! 1205 01:52:18,560 --> 01:52:20,879 I haven't a bean! - What do you mean?! 1206 01:52:21,160 --> 01:52:25,119 I'm as poor as I was, a complete beggar! 1207 01:52:26,800 --> 01:52:30,719 No pool, no ostrich, satellite gone. 1208 01:52:31,760 --> 01:52:34,079 No-one gives a shit. 1209 01:52:34,280 --> 01:52:36,719 You're my only friend. 1210 01:52:39,800 --> 01:52:41,919 You'll just have to start saving. 1211 01:52:44,000 --> 01:52:47,719 From what? I've got a disabled pension. 1212 01:52:47,840 --> 01:52:51,239 Just fuck it, they're not going to cut it off. 1213 01:52:52,800 --> 01:52:55,519 The bastards took the marry-go-round as well. 1214 01:52:55,680 --> 01:52:58,199 I didn't give the doc anything. 1215 01:52:58,400 --> 01:53:01,079 I never signed anything. I'm not stupid. 1216 01:53:01,800 --> 01:53:03,359 What can they take away from you? 1217 01:53:04,200 --> 01:53:06,359 Maybe your old banger. 1218 01:53:07,560 --> 01:53:09,919 My old banger?! 1219 01:53:14,040 --> 01:53:17,759 How much did it cost? - 9.650 crowns. 1220 01:53:17,920 --> 01:53:20,759 You just add another fifty and you've got it. 1221 01:53:21,240 --> 01:53:22,919 No, I'll have money left over. 1222 01:53:23,240 --> 01:53:27,159 Now you've got 9600. - So, I'll have 50 left. 1223 01:53:27,640 --> 01:53:29,439 You'll make money on it! 1224 01:53:33,840 --> 01:53:36,759 Always someone going on about money. 1225 01:53:42,840 --> 01:53:46,799 You're not going to believe this... 1226 01:53:47,880 --> 01:53:50,799 ...but an angel appeared in front of me. 1227 01:53:53,240 --> 01:53:55,079 What angel? 1228 01:53:55,240 --> 01:53:58,159 Onassis needs an angel now. 1229 01:53:58,840 --> 01:54:02,159 What are you laughing at? 1230 01:54:04,040 --> 01:54:07,959 He just came out of the water 1231 01:54:08,840 --> 01:54:12,759 and talked like I'm talking to you now. 1232 01:54:20,640 --> 01:54:22,759 As they say: 1233 01:54:22,880 --> 01:54:26,759 I'm an atheist, thank God. 1234 01:54:30,600 --> 01:54:31,759 That's him. 1235 01:54:32,680 --> 01:54:36,599 I'm looking for Bohumil Stejskal. 1236 01:54:40,480 --> 01:54:43,799 I'm Dr. Guardian. 1237 01:55:02,880 --> 01:55:06,519 Your father died in Argentina 1238 01:55:06,720 --> 01:55:09,399 and left you his fortune. 1239 01:55:11,720 --> 01:55:16,639 Roughly 10 million dollars. 1240 01:55:38,320 --> 01:55:42,199 Now I can buy you all!